Cooking for One

I’ve been on my own for almost two month now and my cooking skills are still pretty bad. I mean, I can cook like, pasta and fried rice but that’s pretty much it. So, this is where I need your help because I’ve been checking recipies online, but most of the recipies are complicated and need a lot of ingerdients, I just need something that’s not soo complicated, cheap, and easy to make. I pretty much eat anything anyways, apart from tomatoes, but yeah, I would really appreciate any kind of help.

Any advice, suggestions, etc, is very much welcome

stupidity-algebra style

So, from destination A, I used Bus Xx to get to destination B. After my appointment in destination B I went to Bus Stop Xx to catch the bus back to destination A. I waited for n minutes and was wondering where Bus Xy was, until I realized Bus Stop Xx does not cancel out with Bus Xy. I was on the wrong side of the road stoooopid. So, right when I was about to cross the road, Bus Xy was on it’s way to Bus Stop Xy, I was screwed³. If I missed Bus Xy I would have to wait n² minutes. But at the same time I couldn’t just cross the road, or else I would most likely end up with the answer D, where D is for DEAD.

When I finally was able to cross the road, I ran xkm/minute but then asshole in Bus Xy decided to drive away from Bus Stop Xy even though he clearly saw me running for the Bus Xy, I was y meters away from Bus Xy, but noooooo.. asshole³ decided to give me another problem. Me waiting n² minutes for another Bus Xy, in t-degrees Centigrade while I was wearing -2c, wher c is what I should have been wearing.

Luckily, Bus Stop Xy happens to be Bus Stop Yy as well, meaning I only have to wait (n² – n) minutes =Yay² for me. Thing is I’ve never tried Bus Yy before, so I’d be ending up in destination C.

Fast forward, I was finally in destination C, so I made my way to destination A by foot. Right when I got in destination A, I lay down and spent N amount of hours online.

Bus Stop Xx+Bus Xy= stupidty³

Bus Xx+n² minutes+asshole³= Yay^-10

Bus Yy+Bus Stop Xy(Yy)+ (n²-n)= Yay²

Find Yay to the power of 10.